Evo Ego


it’s a kind of arrogance that comes with owning an evo. it’s the i don’t give a f-ck about anything car related because i own an evo att-tude. they call them lancers to confuse people and add sarcastic information too it when referring too it as a lancer. people with evo ego park their “lancer” over as many sp-ces as possible or where ever they like. they are often found drinking arizona iced tea while hard parking.
hardparking civic driver – dude that evo is parked over three spots
hardparking civic driver’s mate – yeah that’s that evo ego!

random – dude nice evo!
evo owner- nah its just a lancer with a body kit and squeaky breaks

evo owner – ” i live my life 3 car parks at a time”

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