Evolshopper


somebody who’s so desperate to prove the theory of evolution, that they’ll make up wild claims and ignore the scientific evidence that tells them that their claims are wrong.
did you watch the tv doc-mentary about the little people in the pacific? it’s evidence of evolution.

funny how they omitted the scientific evidence that they were genetically identical to us. it was food scarcity and environment that made them little.

g-d, talk about evolshoppers.

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