evolutionary religion
1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of g-d scares the cr-p out of you.
2) a religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: “how was the earth created?”
“religious scientist:” an explosion… as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
“religious scientist:” i have faith that it happened…
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