ewen


someone who is godd-mn awesome definitely a kool kat. awesome singer / gtarist.
girl one: omg there is ewen lets have s-x with him

girl two: ok!!!!

pet dog: woof!
1. of or displaying a general lack of conscientiousness
2. to show little and / or poor judgement
3. a general state of malaise not unlike a hangover brought on by a largely forgotten night of severe drinking.
“i think dave might get fired, he’s been acting really ewen lately.”

“dude, i think i had about 20 shots of jameson last night, i’m totally ewen right now.”
deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

often known as ‘gimp spit’ or more simply ‘gimp’.

has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys
‘put yer monkey away, i can smell ewen coming…’
someone with a very small head.
look at that pin-head hes a ewen!

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