EWILF
engaged woman i’d like to f-ck
male 1: bro, did you see brittany last night?
male 2: yeah, she’s engaged now though. she’s officially an ewilf.
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n. (fōwərkər) one with whom you work who acts as if respect, dignity, and humanity are applicable only unto them. sociopathic tendencies included/not included on a case-by-case basis. 1. fauxworker (no hyphen) threw somebody under the bus again. 2. fauxworker’s talking sh-t about you to hr, man.
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the sensation a woman feels when s-xually excited at the presence of a man. the way i was dancing in that club last night, all the birds were fishy knickered.
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