EWNF
the visceral reaction of a woman inexplicably turned on by evidence of bad hygiene habits-
-see: robert pattinson
(i.e. when you cannot determine whether something is worthy of an eww or an unf)
robert pattinson is basically ewnf personified
e.g. the peculiar s-xual attraction to (or despite) his:
-plumes of dandruff
-rumoured overwhelming body odour
-unwashed greasy s-x-hair
-sh-teous nikes
-beanie (currently m.i.a.)
-smoking
-musty never-washed clothing
-effeminine hands
-excessive diet-c-ke-and-hot-pocket-consuming and carrot-microwaving ways (because frankly any carrot-microwaving is excessive carrot-microwaving)
-beer-belly (currently m.i.a.)
-frequent drunk/stoned-like appearance
-happy trail
-chest p-b-s
-over-enthusiastic gum-chewing
etc etc.
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