Ewonga


word used to describe extremely intense situations. this word is usually shouted out by someone in one of these said situations or by someone under a lot of pressure. can also be used by someone who is just very happy.
during an intense battle during war, sid was captured by the enemy and held captive for a long period of time. as the foreign b-st-rds interrogated him, he had to take a really big sh-t, so he shouted “ewonga!”, and they let him go take huge steamy sh-t.

mailman: ” is your name jennifer love hewitt?

jennifer: ” yes, i am jennifer love hewitt, why sir?”

mailman: ” here is a check for one million dollars!”

jennifer: ” are you kidding me, this is the greatest day of my life! ewonga!”

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