ex addict
a person who remains obsessed with an ex lover, continuing to maintain communication long after the breakup and harboring visions of getting back together despite multiple failed attempts.
rog: so you coming to the holiday party?
tom: yeah, for shizzle
rog: bringing anyone?
tom: i was thinking about asking my ex wife
rog: d-mn yo, you’re still into that?
tom: what can i say?
rog: you’re a serious ex addict, bro. might want to get that looked into
tom: yeah, i know. i like the punishment
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