ex-almost


ex-almost: someone who called you baby and were cute with you around your friends — but then there’s the fact that nothing ever followed through. this is what enables us to feel so torn in admitting that no, you didn’t date, but you still kinda feel like you ought to call them your ex.
“who’s that?”
“my ex-almost, we hooked up everyweek for a month but nothing went past that”

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