ex-box


an ex-girlfriend that was kept around only for s-x.
dave’s ex-box was smokin hot, but she was such a total b-tch.
a former girlfriend or hookup’s v-g-n- aka box that you used to play with but got tired of or it became obsolete due to various reasons.
dane: brandon was playing with his exbox last night.

dad: i thought you got rid of that thing?

brandon: i did but i was drunk and decided to plug it in and play it again.

see also: penalty box
ex box — a former girlfriend, lover or woman with whom you you no longer have s-x.
yo, jeremy, jojo is looking good.

dawg, don’t matter to me. she’s my ex box. i am with kiki now.
a box that contains the saved items of past girlfriends, i.e cards or anything they have given you that reminds you of them with the intent of going through it at later date to remember them.
dude my girlfriend found my ex box in my closet; needless to say her stuff is now in it
(n) your ex-girlfriend’s vaginia.
guy1: hey bro, can i play with your exbox?
guy2: sure why not. that sh-t is whack, i couldn’t play madden on it.
nickname/slang for your ex-girlfriend, ex-flame, ex-f-buddy.
person 1- “yo, has anyone seen steve??”
person 2- “i think he is hanging with his ex-box tonight”
person 1- “again ?!?! for f-ck sake…”
typically referring to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife (and her lady parts), now also refers to an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who was an xbox addict.
i’m so glad exbox moved out. now i don’t have to hear his gaming noise anymore. no shouting at other players who camped him, no more pounding on the desk that’s breaking because of his xbox rage problem, and no more zombie or warfare noises coming from the next room giving me nightmares. now he is free to start his dream of becoming a professional poker player based on his vast success playing with fake money against soccer moms. b’bye exbox!!! h-llo peace!

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