ex sex
n. the totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of f-cking your ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: hatef-cking). most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
she would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and i just couldn’t resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-s-x
(v.) to indulge in s-xual intercourse with a former partner.
have some ex s-x-you know what she likes!
n. the s-x gotten when one breaks up with one’s highschool sweet heart and then come back from college at one of the -ssorted breaks (winter, spring, summer, etc.)
1) “what are you doing over winter break man?”
“getting some ex s-x, how about you?”
we’ve all done it. s-x with an ex.
usually done after a night of heavy drinking. a follow up of the drunk-dial for a booty call.
lonely+drunk= ex-s-x
“can’t get warts from her again. i am already carrying that virus. so we decided to have some ex-s-x and now she won’t leave me alone. i remember why i hated that stanky ho.”
“having a night of ex-s-x can lead to a lifetime of h-ll.”
having s-x with and ex girlfriend/boyfriend
jena is having ex s-x with brian
any act of s-xual contact with an ex after the breakup. usually involves post contact crying and/or emotional turmoil. can also involve hate s-x and/or proof s-x.
ugh! i just had exs-x using my tears as lube and want to slit my wrists with a dull, rusty b-tter knife.
when you have s-x with your ex-girlfriend/boyfriend & you don’t even like them.
guy 1. “dude i can’t believe what you did last night!”
guy 2. “yeah man it was ex-s-x, even tho i hate her.”
guy 1. “stellar man.”
the commonly enjoyed act of copulation between two exes, regardless of how messy the break up was. usually kept in secret (from friends and family), exs-x has pros and cons: you don’t have to wonder if the s-x will be great or not, what partner enjoys most, or that you are sleeping with too many people. cons are feeling dirty afterward, possibly contracting an std from your lying wh-r- of an ex, or eventual emotion attachment and later probably shut down that some (very few) people feel during or after s-x.
man, i had exs-x with dave last night, it was awesome, but i don’t think it was a good idea, i definitely need to shower in scalding hot water and then go to the std clinic and get tested.
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