Exactlocationamomometer
a device that gives the user the technological ability to locate any object that they have lost, or desire, wherever it may reside in the world or universe.
the item to be searched for is entered into the machine, which then searches every possible location in the universe to find the exact location of the desired object.
data on the location of the item, such as co-ordinates and place of sp-cial residence are displayed on the output screen, allowing you to find any object you have lost or wish to find.
jim: “dude, some n-gg- stole my bran new bike out of my garage last night, and i have no clue where he took it…”
winston: “here, you can borrow my exactlocationamomometer to find it”
jim: “woah, that’s fancy, thanks”
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