except not


used in conversation to express your disbelief in the ridiculous statement or blatant lie someone just told.
guy 1- i banged 12 dimes last night.
guy 2- except not!

guy 1- yeah so im going to go spend 3 hours in the gym, fin tol ook good for the ladies.
guy 2- except not!
except not or except i didn’t – ph. (best defined by examples)
example: “i finished my project, except not.”
translation: (a) i finished writing my paper but still have to write my speech. (b) i finished my speech but still have to write my paper. (c) all i have left to do is practice my speech. (d) i’m all done except for finding props. (e) etc.
example: “i’m taking band next year, except not.”
translation: (a) i’m only taking a semester of band. (b) i got stuck in the freshmen cl-ss. (c) i’m not in band cl-ss but i’m marching. (d) etc.
example: “i ate breakfast this morning, except not.”
translation: (a) i ate half a piece of toast for breakfast. (b) i ate during homeroom. (c) i ate and found out later it wasn’t breakfast. (d) etc.
note: “except not” phrases are almost always followed by an explanation.

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