excitedment
— prophetic excitement.
— speaking of future events that are expected to be of great excitement.
listening to texans speak of winter in the south:
farmer: “howdy partner! i reckon’ this weather is mighty chilly for these parts. i may take the little woman and move to mexico.”
partner: “i agree, this weather is horrible. i have to disagree about mexico though. don’t you know that there is gang wars and abductions of u.s citizens. ”
wifey: “i’m with you!! and as far as getting abducted in mexico…at least there would be some excitedment!! lol ;)”
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