excitipated


when a uptight person gets overly excited about a situation. someone who looks constipated when they get unexpectedly excited. (excited + constipated)
d-ck cheney looked excitipated when talking about waterboarding the other day.

joe, the christian conservative and 30-year old virgin, looked excitipated when we took him to that club downtown where becky wanted to dance with him.

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