excremeditation
meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. the use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) i have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. i also feel much lighter.
(v.) i am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
being overwhelmed by existential p–p to the point that everything you think about seems like p–p.
i’ve been watching cable news broadcasts all week and now i’m in in a constant state of excremeditation.
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