Excuse-ism
a religion practiced by millions worldwide
the core beliefs of excuse-ism are
1. i am the best and every time evidence shows otherwise it is somehow a mistake
2. i am never at fault for anything bad that happened even if i actually did it.
3. with a lot of help i can be as good as anyone who needs no help at all.
due to it’s narcissistic nature, excusism can not be taught by preachers, it is usually p-ssed on from parent to child through heredity or spoiling.
excuse-ism practicer fails out of his 3rd college his/her response will be “i had a rough childhood, i should be allowed to practice medicine because my adhd and alcoholism are not my fault, even though they will cause the deaths of many treatable patients”
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