excuses are like assholes
excuses are like -ssholes. everybody has one, and they all stink.
me: “sorry, i was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn’t get a chance to work on the proposal”. you: “excuses are like -ssholes. everybody has one, and they all stink.”
everybody’s got one
excuses are like -ssholes, everybody’s got one!
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