excuses
they are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything.
henry: b-tch, why didnt you make me those waffles yet?!
b-tch: i was watching maury.
henry: stupid wh-r-, excuses are tools of incompetence, used to build monuments of nothingness, and those who specialize in them seldom accomplish anything. now get back to the kitchen.
like -ssholes, we all have one, and they all stink.
excuses
poppyc-ck
my dog ate my homework
a sentence or phrase often used to explain every occurrence of death in fps games such as counter-strike and quake
1.
stat killed reaps with ma41
(dead)reaps: omfg stupid mouse cord fs!
2.
randomcser killed reaps with mp5navy
(dead)reaps: omg my ping fs, was 600 then!
(dead)s0ck: it was 150 man
(dead)spageh: yer, was 160 when i last checked
(dead)reaps: omfg no it was’nt !! fs!
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