executive command


possibly the worst film ever made.
a direct rip-off of “executive decision”, which starred kurt russel and steven segal, executive command features exactly the same plot and context, the only difference being the cast of even worse actors and the even more vague international terrorist character, carlos grueber.
dave, i just saw executive command. i didn’t think anyone could play the same character as kurt russel and actually prove themself a worse actor but this guy pulled it off.

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