executive panty search
when you are pulled aside for secondary screening at the airport and they don’t find anything that they were allegedly looking for.
tsa: “excuse me miss, can you gather your belongings and step over here. we need a female wand over here!”
p-ssenger: “oh great, apparently i’ve just qualified for the executive panty search.”
tsa: (after fondling and finding nothing) “you are free to go, have a nice day!”
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