executive parking
getting the best parking spot possible.
may also be exclaimed “executive!” – as in “look, i found executive parking”.
most likely used when in the car with friends and said in a sing-song voice (“e-xecu-tive”). often said together as a group as you see the sweet parking spot (many times preceded by a conversation about if you’re going to get executive parking)
p-ssanger 1: “i wonder if we’re going to find executive parking, i hate walking 2 blocks back to the apartment”
driver: “for sure, let me see if the spot is open up front”
p-ssanger 1, driver, any other p-ssangers: “executive!”
p-ssanger 1: “bad -ss dude, you got executive parking!”
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