executive shit
the action you take when your at work but theirs too many other fools running around up in the work sp-ce so your only option is to go hide somewhere whilst acting like your on important business.
bob: ” yo everybody else is in there de-slattin, where are you going?”
executive sh-t jim: ” oh bob! dont worry, im going down to the other warehouse to do some executive sh-t.”
when you go take a major sh-t and whilst doing so process executive decisions coming out with the decision to fire someone.
” d-mn astroid, boss man is in his feelings, im pretty sure he went to take a executive sh-t, no body is in the office!”
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