Exede
an evil satellite internet company that should be removed from the face of the earth.
they lock you into a 2 year contract with a download limit, no internet when it rains, and sh-tty speeds because they have overloaded the satellite.
bob:”hey dude me and a bunch of my buddies are gonna play call of duty tonight. you wanna join in?”
joe: “sorry man, i cant i have exede for internet.”
bob: “you poor unlucky b-st-rd!”
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