exekuatur
a youtube user who goes by this alias. he records vocal covers of songs by various artists such as scar symmetry, slipknot, and system of a down. his covers are the stuff of legend, as in their so god-awful that you will sh-t your pants laughing after listening to them.
he has been regarded as one of the worst singers of all time, rivaled by only william hung and supercoolwillow. his covers have received such rave reviews as:
“this is sh-t…worse thing ive ever heard…” -ecwallen
“your growls sound like strong bad!” -zadionapocalaya
“g-d laughs now…so do i! this made the universe” -masterd000
guy 1: “g-d i hate my life, my girlfriend just cheated on me and dumped me.”
guy 2: “dude i know what will lift your spirits, just watch another exekuatur vocal cover!”
guy 1: “holy sh-t my body and soul has been restored! with renewed vigor, i can now see my life is full of purpose and meaning. thank you exekuatur!
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