exired


1-the condition of being exhausted and tired, all at once.

2-more than tired, more than exhausted.

3-condition of extreme fatigue when you temporarily become
derranged, forget how to talk (not remember certain
words or how to pr-nounce them), get confused easily,
hallucinate, talk to trees or mailboxes, babbble
randomly, find normal things hillarious for no reason,
or even smellucinate.

3-(exhausted + tired)
“back-to-back double shifts, 80 hours in two days, no
sleep, no rest, not enough coffee, man, i am so exired!”

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