Existful


a word that has its origins in ancient greek mythology. the only known usage comes from the story of poseidon who said to his brother, “i think it would be nice to exist with other existors as we coexist on a plane that doesn’t often feel existful.” or so the myth goes.
mmmm, these french fried tatters sure do make me feel existful.

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