Exit Pursued By A Bear


when you’re having s-x with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has aids.
david: oh my gawwwd! this is the best s-x i’ve ever had!!!

bear: mmmmm, oh by the way, i was just diagnosed with hiv.

david: what?! you know i only go bareback!!!

bear: don’t you mean “bearback”? (chuckles)

david: f-ck you, man!

(david removes the bear’s c-ck from his -ss and quickly puts his clothes back on)

bear: no, wait! c-m back! (aside) tee-hee.

(exit pursued by a bear)

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