exit strategy
a pre-arranged plan whereby one leaves an awkward or uncomfortable situation with as much subtlety as possible.
opposite of walk of shame when applied to a s-xual scenario.
“let’s plan an exit strategy for that party incase it gets boring.”
“i’m glad i had an exit strategy put in place the next morning, she looked much better with the beer goggles on the night before!”
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to need an exit strategy applies to using the bathroom, but only after consuming large quant-ties of food. in some cases, the term “exit strategy” can be used in an act of foresight, such as dining at a buffet or, possibly, taco bell.
brett: hey man, wanna play some capture the flag?
steve: gimme 10 minutes dude, i just got back from china buffet and i need an exit strategy.
brett: that’s gross!
the way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely sl-tty for others.
“my sl-tty friend sheryl’s exit strategy always included a blow-job. i don’t know why she couldn’t just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people.”
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