Exit Wank


an extremely reckless danger-w-nk whereby the performer has little or no hope of remaining undetected. such a brazen act is brought about the liberation of knowing one is leaving and doesn’t have to face the consequences of their actions.
bazza: “did you hear dennis from accounts finally flipped the bird to his boss and resigned?”

gazza: “yeah, then wayne caught him polishing his piece all over cathy from finance’s desk while she was at the post-budget sausage roll party”.

bazza: “an exit w-nk? are you kidding me, what a way to go out!”

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