Exorcist: The Beginning
an average movie that would’ve been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70’s, which kicked -ss. the demon looks exactly the same! dumb-sses…also, william peter blatty, the creator of the original exorcist, did not approve of this film.
dumb-ss: holy sh-t, did you see the exorcist?!
me: yeah, it sucked b-lls.
dumb-ss: no it didn’t, it was cool!!!!
me: have you even seen the first one?
dumb-ss: there’s another one! sweet, now i’m going to finger myself to anna nicole smith!
me: -sets dumb-ss on fire-
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