Expecto Erectus


a spell in which you put on a guy, and his p-n-s gets erected, unless you are fat.
tyrone: yo b-tch! i’m gonna knock dat t-t right ndown to da core!

yopani: expecto erectus!
tyrone: aw sh-t man! what da h-ll did you do dat? f-ckin bonars…
yopani: you asked fo it man.
tyrone: go down man! go down! i aint ready!

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