Expediate
to make go faster
i must expediate my finding a bathroom so i don’t poo myself.
v. 1) to use expedia.com 2) to celebrate the check you get if someone books your hotel for less, usually by having a fun night.
husband: “look dear, we got our check from expedia! i guess someone booked our hotel for less!”
wife: “wow jim, that’s great, we’ll go expediate after dinner tonight!”
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