Expedition Behavior
this term refers to being on your best behavior when doing bad -ss masculine sh-t like climbing rugged peaks so people put up with you and don’t push you off a cliff.
there are many unspoken rules of good expedition behavior such as:
don’t fart in the tent.
try to retain some hygiene- other people have to look at and smell you.
don’t be a lazy -ss- carry your own weight.
don’t be c-cky.
joe was not on his best expedition behavior. he chewed his ramen with his f-cking mouth open, smelled like a rotten llama, and b-tched about his hangnail while we were summiting the north face of k2. therefore joe is no longer with us- he never made it down the mountain and there were no witnesses.
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