expert chef
1 – v. to toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. results vary from delicious to disgusting.
2 – n. someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.
3 – n. the song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist drew dee, released under the pseudonym crudb-mp.
1. ever since i’ve been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, i’ve found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?
2. this year i decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so i could eat healthier. needless to say, i’ve become a bit of an expert chef.
3. “make you a trail mix with full size kit-kats / do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / add some peanuts and mix ’em with some raisins / put some m&ms in and top it with some craisins / i’m the expert chef.”
– crudb-mp, “expert chef”
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