Expert virgin
one who has never had s-xual relations with another, but watches so much p-rn that he/she knows everything about s-x.
girl:i had s-x with biff yesterday-blushes-
girl2:you did? was he completely helpless?
girl:no he played my p-ssy like a fiddle..it..was..
amazing.
girl2:guess he’s a expert virgin huh?
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