Exploder
a ford explorer
must be talking about the tires
1.) one who prematurely -j-c-l-t-s
2.) the nickname for the 90’s ford explorers, because, according to ford haters, they are a worthless p.o.s. that always breaks down or explodes, which is not necessarily true.
1.) girl: yeah i was about to have s-x with my boyfriend, until i realized he was an exploder
2.) guy 1: hey checkout that ford exploder! what a piece of sh!t!
guy 2: atleast my exploder is movin unlike that blazer sitting on blocks over there.
when someone gives oral s-x with pop rocks (the candy) in their mouth at the same time.
(usually getting your d-ck sucked)
omg jenny, i gave my boyfriend the best exploder he’s ever had.
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