Exploding penis
within minecraft, this is an alternate name for a “creeper”, so-called because it looks like a p-n-s (a green one) and it explodes when it gets close to you.
watch out, exploding p-n-s to your left!
a rare condition where the p-n-s tares open when the blood filled cavities in it rupture. usually caused by having s-x constantly over a very long time. said to have happened to chuck negron of three dog night.
an exploding p-n-s is rare.
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