Explosive Herpes



a case of herpes so severe, the second the pants are removed-
–boom-
man: that doesn’t look hygienic…oh sh-t. -m-ssive explosion-
woman: sorry, i guess i should’ve warned you about my explosive herpes. might want to get that checked out now…soon.

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