explouche
(x-pl-u-sh) a compound word of explorer douche- a person who takes “short cuts”, wrong turns, and the general wrong way and refuses to admit that it is incorrect and is a total jack-ss about any help or directions anyone tries to give
“i would have been here an hour ago but f-cking columbus over here was being a major explouche!
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