Exportionist
someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.
son: mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.
mom: omg they are coming to kill you. you have to be in the witness protection. you were involved weren’t you! im calling the cops on you!
son: shut up mom your such an exportionist…
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mom: wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.
john: dude whats up with your mom shes wack.
wade: naw man shes just an exportionist…
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