Exposed Jiji
a formidable strategy in a tennis singles or doubles match, that usually has no counterattack. in this strategy, the tennis player or player exposes his or her jiji at the most surprising of times, resulting in the shock and deterioration of the opponent’s mind, scarring him or her for life. effect is doubled during tennis doubles. however, if used incorrectly, the jiji may backfire on the user, and may detach from the body in a puff of smoke.
dang… we’re losing so bad. there’s only one thing to do… … 3…2…..1…. aaaahhhhhhhhhhh exposed jiji!!!!!!!!!!
opponent: omgwtfbbq f-ck me f-ck me now omfg
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