express train to hell


a common, recurrent and ultimate d-mnation bestowed upon stinky brain by the wonderschl-ng for repeatedly making comments such as : “frangelica is monk spooge that is collected by altar boys” and “why don’t you take a dump on that church?” syn. = h-ll express.
yuuper1: ever think about f-cking a nun?
yuuper2: dude, you are on the front seat of the express train to h-ll for thinking that!

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