expresshole
a shopper at a supermarket/ store that checks out at the express line when they clearly have more items than the maximum. this makes everyone behind them wait.
“look at this expresshole! he has 20 items when you can only have 5 on this line!”
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a grocery shopper that has way more than ten items.
that express-hole has like twenty items in her cart!
expresshole is someone who uses the 12 items or less express lane when they obviously have more than that in their cart.
all i have is a gallon of milk and this guy in front of me is tying up the express lane with a loaded cart full of groceries. what an expresshole!
those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. these are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the “cash only” lane.
john is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.
a person who attempts to check-out more than nine items in the express lane of the grocery store.
“other lane, expresshole!” said the angry shopper.
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