Exshited


when you get so happy, you just got to p–p
person 1: my new shoes/computer/guitar/gimp arrived today, im so happy

person 2: can you smell something?

person 1: err…

person 2: you get so exsh-ted over the smallest things. its only new shoes/computer/guitar/gimp
when one is so excited they consequently sh-t themselves with excitement.
friend 1 – i’m so f-cking exsh-ted for tonight!

friend 2 – i know!

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