extreme arabian jellyfish
w-nking till you nearly c-m, keeping the c-m inside till it rots. go to your lady friend and nut her in the mouth, when she vomits over the disgusting smell and tase follow through by p-ssing in her mouth and in all the stench and disgust, turn her on her stomach and suck out her sh-t.
cop: so what happened last night
stripper: he got to excited and gave me a extreme arabian jellyfish.
cop: d:
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