extreme danger wank
a regular danger w-nk, with the added danger of another person/enemy/vicar being in the same room as you. includes if the person is asleep, p-ssed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.
n.b. this does not apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. too easy.
n.b. the other person cannot be your girlfriend/partner.
ed: i had an extreme danger w-nk whilst my mum was in the room.
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