Extreme Hand-Holding
1. noun: any act of cuddling beyond normal, chill holding hands. this can include full-contact cuddling, kissing, making out, or s-x. it is often used to deter nosy friends, (see example 1.) when they want to know more about your relationship than they should.
2. noun: a rare case is actually when a couple is holding hands–and nothing else–but has manage to warp it into something incredibly s-xual. interesting to watch. this form of extreme hand-holding should perhaps be it’s own fetish.
“hey! what did you and _____ do last night??” -nosy friend
“nothing much, a little extreme hand-holding.” -friend in relationship
(conversation ends, nosy friend thwarted)
dude!!1! look at those two! i had no idea you could get that into holding hands…. extreme hand-holding ftw.
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