extreme owning


the extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the cl-ssic: get some aloe vera for that burn!

as a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person’s time.extreme owning can have many different variations. for example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been “sideburned”
the extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the cl-ssic:get some aloe vera for that burn. however aloevering can have many different variations. for example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been “sideburned”

gerald: you’re an idiot.
melvin:oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2- hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment because i just got burned! extreme owning, deal with it!

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