Exxon Express
1. the act of f-cking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. when she turns around, you c-ck slap her in the face, and skeet in her mouth. after wong-whacking the f-ck out of her, you take sh-t on her chest. you gouge her eye out with your left nut, then, (my favorite part), you f-ckin shoot her -ss in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. the downside is, it only works once…
2. when you fill up your car with gas at an exxon station.
peter: dude, i got arrested for giving maria an exxon express, and now i’m on f-cking death row!!!!
alex: holy sh-t, dude…
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